XMAS4EVA 2024

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Written By Michael Gutierrez

Every year, all year long, Hump Day News writes up Xmas songs. Because #xmas4eva. Now we’ve compiled all the 2024 picks into one sweet BNDCMPR playlist for you to enjoy while Santa is riding on his merry sleigh like a fucking idiot.

We start off with a goddamn ringer, Phoebe Bridgers, and have a few more names you know like Silversun Pickups, Oneida, Manchester Orchestra, and Sloan. We’ve also got in-house favorites Daniel Knox and Naomi Westwater. We’ve got artists you might not know, plus mysterious elfin Xmas weirdo randytaylor69.

Stream, share, buy to your heart’s content.

Happy Xmas!

#xmas4eva
Julie Christmas: “End of the World”
Julie Christmas: “End of the World”

Not an Xmas tune, technically.

A Chicago Artists' Christmas Collective: “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
A Chicago Artists' Christmas Collective: “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”

Xmas cums but once a year.

Daniel Knox: “Last Christmas”
Daniel Knox: “Last Christmas”

A quirky holiday new classic.

XMAS4EVA 2024
XMAS4EVA 2024

Celebrate the YOOL TIDE.

Perfect Saturday: “Christmas In My Hometown”
Perfect Saturday: “Christmas In My Hometown”

An acoustic punk Xmas strummer.

Naomi Westwater: “Quiet Christmas”
Naomi Westwater: “Quiet Christmas”

#Xmas4eva, for real.

Oneida: “In The Court of the Christmas King”
Oneida: “In The Court of the Christmas King”

Joyful Noise Recordings loves them some holiday cheer.

Stars: “Christmas Anyway”
Stars: “Christmas Anyway”

Boston shout out in the first line!

Dead Door Unit: “Christmas Alley”
Dead Door Unit: “Christmas Alley”

Avant garde electric noise artists love Xmas too!

Sloan: “12 Days of Christmas”
Sloan: “12 Days of Christmas”

Over a decade ago Sloan recorded this benefit Xmas single.

Talib Kweli: “War On Christmas”
Talib Kweli: “War On Christmas”

Who’s declaring war on Sandy Claws?

randytaylor69: “jólnir”
randytaylor69: “jólnir”

No idea what’s going on with this artist.

randytaylor69: “Kentucky Fried Christmas”
randytaylor69: “Kentucky Fried Christmas”

This artist exclusively traffics in Christmas tunes.

Echo Kid: “Santa Bring My Baby Back (To Me)”
Echo Kid: “Santa Bring My Baby Back (To Me)”

Nobody loves Xmas indie rock tunes more than Hump Day News.

Michael Christmas: “Nissan Altima”
Michael Christmas: “Nissan Altima”

Named after a car with an 84 out of 100 reliability rating.

Phoebe Bridgers: “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”
Phoebe Bridgers: “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”

XMAS Is 4 EVA – we’re not fucking joking.

Phoebe Bridgers: “Christmas Song”
Phoebe Bridgers: “Christmas Song”

Christmas come early, or Christmas come late?

Me In Capris: “Lonely Christmas”
Me In Capris: “Lonely Christmas”

It’s not lonely... It’s a merry Christmas because it’s #XMAS4EVA.

The Ophelias: “Silver and Gold”
The Ophelias: “Silver and Gold”

An overlooked holiday number.

Teen Idle: “Another Christmas Song”
Teen Idle: “Another Christmas Song”

The Asbury Park artist is here to celebrate Christmas in the summer.

Silversun Pickups: “Just Like Christmas”
Silversun Pickups: “Just Like Christmas”

Silversun Pickup’s cover Low’s “Just Like Christmas” for charity.

Manchester Orchestra: “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”
Manchester Orchestra: “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”

The Christmas classic comes alive in the hands of Manchester Orchestra.

U.S. Christmas: “The Valley Path”
U.S. Christmas: “The Valley Path”

“The Valley Path” is an experience you need to set aside time to appreciate.

Keith Christmas: “Round The Stones”
Keith Christmas: “Round The Stones”

An uplifting acoustic picker from a British chap with the last name “Christmas.” Done.

Leper: “In The Bleak Midwinter”
Leper: “In The Bleak Midwinter”

A dark, moody sing-a-long that carves the still-beating heart out of the chest of Xmas.

Christmas Aguilera: “All Wrapped Up”
Christmas Aguilera: “All Wrapped Up”

A high-stepping Xmas show tune in ‘70s glam rock dress.

Anna Paulette: “Sister Winter”
Anna Paulette: “Sister Winter”

A sweet solo strummer, perfect for enjoying by the Xmas tree or warm fire.

Christmas: “54-40 Or Fight”
Christmas: “54-40 Or Fight”

Not for relaxing by the fire. But maybe a nice fit for a rowdy Xmas afterparty with friends?

Julie Christmas: “July 31st”
Julie Christmas: “July 31st”

A little Tori Amos mixed with Lorde mixed with art metal stylings…

Santa’s Little Helper: “The Sleigh, Sleigh, Sleigh Brought My Presents Today”
Santa’s Little Helper: “The Sleigh, Sleigh, Sleigh Brought My Presents Today”

Santa’s Little Helper Xmas-fies The Ramones’ classic “The KKK Took My Baby Away.” Why not?

Hump Nights
Fust / Dead Gowns
Apr 3
Fust / Dead Gowns

Straight outta the Shenandoah, with a top shelf Maine opener.

Exit 18 / Headsick / Dead Wait
Apr 4
Exit 18 / Headsick / Dead Wait

The 4th Wall celebrates its 17-month anniversary at the Capitol Theater.

14th Annual Arlington Jazz Festival ft. Mike Stern Quintet
Apr 6
14th Annual Arlington Jazz Festival ft. Mike Stern Quintet

14th Annual Arlington Jazz Festival, featuring Mike Stern Quintet.

FACS / Landowner / Major Stars
Apr 10
FACS / Landowner / Major Stars

FACS / Landowner / Major Stars at Deep Cuts.

Jade Dust, Pushback, P.V., Homeworld
Apr 12
Jade Dust, Pushback, P.V., Homeworld

A punk rock finale to the Cambridge Day Record Store Walk.

Intricate Mouse Work | Late Night Idle | The Roland High Life | Past Life Crisis
Apr 19
Intricate Mouse Work | Late Night Idle | The Roland High Life | Past Life Crisis

A rock n roll fourstack at Jamaica Plain’s favorite dive.

Slo-Anne | Victor Jones | Statue | Salem June
Apr 26
Slo-Anne | Victor Jones | Statue | Salem June

Slo-Anne returns! or debuts! at Jamaica Plain’s favorite dive.

Eniam | Trip Sitter | Weatherless | Rick Berlin & The Nickel and Dime Band
May 31
Eniam | Trip Sitter | Weatherless | Rick Berlin & The Nickel and Dime Band

Maine backwards at Jamaica Plain’s favorite dive. Don’t miss this!

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Teardrops: “In My Sleep”

Sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Matchess: “In Sleep”
Matchess: “In Sleep”

Washed out, washed right.

Neal Francis at The Sinclair (3/26/25)
Neal Francis at The Sinclair (3/26/25)

Neal Francis / Improvement Movement. Photo galleries by Julia Levine.

Kemp Harris: “Edenton”
Kemp Harris: “Edenton”

A keyboard-driven number about a false nostalgia for yesteryear.

Freedy Johnston: “Tryin’ To Move On”
Freedy Johnston: “Tryin’ To Move On”

Whoah, the full band version!

Arvo Pärt: “Silentium”
Arvo Pärt: “Silentium”

There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s.

Dylan Golden Aycock: “No Spring Chicken”
Dylan Golden Aycock: “No Spring Chicken”

One of those “primitive” guitarists?

The Bad Plus: “Carrier”
The Bad Plus: “Carrier”

The tenor saxophone leads the way.

The Stewart Dolly: “The Frisco Kid”
The Stewart Dolly: “The Frisco Kid”

Uptempo power pop with some fuzz.

Sharp Pins: “Circle All The Dots”
Sharp Pins: “Circle All The Dots”

Stylized mod pop.

India Sky: “Begin Again”
India Sky: “Begin Again”

Spare, yet lush synth.

Chaiah: “Donde Vas”
Chaiah: “Donde Vas”

Wobble with the flow, if you feel it.

Walt McClements: “Cloud Prints”
Walt McClements: “Cloud Prints”

I feel like a li’l bitch. Sorta.

DRVGジラ: “n​ã​o sinto nada”
DRVGジラ: “n​ã​o sinto nada”

Lisbon trap.

Alabaster DePlume: “Oh My Actual Days”
Alabaster DePlume: “Oh My Actual Days”

Has he improved at crying yet?

Rose City Band: “La Mesa”
Rose City Band: “La Mesa”

What’s Shakedown Street look like in 2025?

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Peer Pleasure shares a Guinness at Baker Falls.

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Free Rumeysa Ozturk.

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Archives: LIVE at Middle East (12/2007).

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Archives: Album // Weather Pending: And How!

Letter from the Editor
Letter from the Editor

To everything, a season — except fascism.

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

From the Archives, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah at Middle East (11/2007).

Middle Distance Runner: The Sun & Earth
Middle Distance Runner: The Sun & Earth

From the Archives, Middle Distance Runner : The Sun & Earth

Letter from the Editor
Letter from the Editor

Becoming Anti-Social: a Six Point “Plan.”

Drug Rug: Paint the Fence Invisible
Drug Rug: Paint the Fence Invisible

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Drug Rug: LIVE
Drug Rug: LIVE

From the Archives, Drug Rug live at Milky Way (11/2007).

Letter from the Editor
Letter from the Editor

New Year, New Meh?

MMOSS: i
MMOSS: i

From the Archives, New Hampshire psych also rises.

Interview: Middle Distance Runner
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A chat with Middle Distance Runner from the Archives.

Letter from the Editor
Letter from the Editor

Less is more.

Bent Shapes: Feels Weird
Bent Shapes: Feels Weird

From the Archives, Feels Weird doesn’t feel weird at all.

Interview: Lord Jeff
Interview: Lord Jeff

A chat with Lord Jeff from the Archives.

Letter from the Editor
Letter from the Editor

Quiz Time! The Hump Nights giveaways get an upgrade.

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