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[Trailer] Christmas Bloody Christmas
Santa Claus begins a rampant killing spree. Seems in character.
[Trailer] Christmas With The Campbells
‘Shawn’ with a ‘W’ dumps Jesse, so she moves on to his cousin.
[Trailer] A Christmas Story Christmas
The greatest Christmas comedy of all time gets another awful sequel.
[Trailer] My Christmas Dream
Man used and abused by lady boss for labor and gratification of all varieties.
[Trailer] Christmas at the Palace
Another Prince Charming fantasy. Ice skating is somehow involved.
[Trailer] Christmas at Pemberley Manor
She decorates for a living. He has a house that needs decorating. Romance ensues.
[Trailer] Christmas Getaway
A scheduling snafu double-books a cabin and the male and female leads are forced to share a room.
[Trailer] Christmas Made to Order
Another one where the successful woman realizes her professional life is trash without a man to justify her existence.
[Trailer] A Christmas Together With You
A man and woman hit the road together to fall in love. But not with each other.
[Trailer] The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
The Fonz visits his niece’s place during the holidays with some Grade-A man-meat in tow.
[Trailer] Heart of the Holidays
Successful woman realizes her career is trash without bedding hometown loser ex-boyfriend.
[Trailer] The Christmas House
Random gaggle of underemployed actors pose as family members for 36 hours of shooting.
[Trailer] A Christmas Tree Grows in Colorado
Woman is begging for wood from a fireman. That’s the plot.
[Trailer] A Christmas Carousel
A Prince Charming fantasy cobbled together with some bizarre premise about repairing a merry-go-round.
[Trailer] Good Morning Christmas!
Workplace enemies on a business trip get horny for the holidays.
[Trailer] The Santa Stakeout
Male and female cop go “undercover” to solve a crime. They FUUUUUUUUCK.
[Trailer] Christmas In Rome
Italian stereotypes cheer on Aryan couple in front of green screens.
Piano-forward spiritual jazz on that Alice Coltrane grind.