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Yuvees: “Penny Farm”

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Where is this Penny Farm? In the Midwest? California? Texas? Maybe Brooklyn – that’s where the Yuvees are from.

Pennies are nearly worthless, but, if you’re growing enough of them, they’ll add up. Got to be a lot though. So we’re talking about industrialized agriculture on a massive scale with all manner of steroid and antibacterial supplements to cultivate super pennies in cramped conditions.

Through unnatural means, some of these pennies are growing six or seven times their normal weight until they can barely move under their own power. By the time the penny farmers send them to the slaughterhouse, the fat, bloated coinage is practically begging to be put out of its misery.

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