A little grunge, a little garage, a little juice in your box. You know, those disposable beverage containers with sometimes (always?) difficult straw-to-strawhole connectivity. Feels like they produce a lot of waste. Maybe we should just line kids up and ladle chum slurry into their gullets like we did in the old days. What say you, Slo-Anne? The chum line is mighty fine.

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