Bruce Willis is in a strange space. He was on the verge of becoming a perpetual pop culture punchline, like Nic Cage and for the same reason, cranking out schlock, straight-to-streaming, B-movies like the world was coming to an end. Turns out it sort of was. The news dropped back in 2022 that he was diagnosed with aphasia, a brain disorder, and he’s now locked into a full time battle with dementia. Suddenly all those ham-brained movie roles didn’t seem so funny. Hindsight is 20/20. Not sure how the retired Hollywood actor fits into girl ultra’s short & sweet techno pop banger “bruce willisss.” Off the full-length blush. Via Big Dada.

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