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Amulette: “Bozé”

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Mathprog from “Western, MA.” I guess that means Amulette is from all over. You know, Amherst, Northampton, Hadley, and maybe there’s one guy up in fucking Bernardston, near Satan’s Kingdom (for real), and scheduling band practice revolves around this one dude’s availability.

Worse yet, the Northampton guy is probably borrowing the Bernardston guy’s amp for practice, and the Bernardston guy is probably dating the Amherst guy’s sister, whose best friends with the Hadley guy’s sister, who’s working retail at a store owned by the Northampton guy’s parents.

It’s a big knotted mess, and everyone’s afraid of offending everyone else, and toppling the entire castle of cards by telling the guy from Bernardston that if he can’t make practice on time, well, it’s adios muchacho. All instrumental, shades of The Moody Blues meets a graphing calculator.

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