Grim Christmas: “Jingle Bells”

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Written By Michael Gutierrez

Black metal musicians sneaky love Xmas, right? Grim Christmas is an uptempo black metal shredder that delivers a straightforward (albeit thrashified) rendition of the holiday classic “Jingle Bells”. All the lyrics are in their proper place, with the “jingle” and the “bells” and the “Miss Fanny Bright”. Ah, you didn’t know there was a Miss Fanny Bright in the song? Nobody ever remembers the song past the first verse…

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